Nevill Staples is my mums godbrother.
I freaked out.
There needs to be an un-blurry version. It’s the internet, someone go look.
Jason Schwartzman, Michael Cera, and Chris Evans for GQ Magazine
i’m sick to my stomach of looking at what i can’t have and having what i don’t want.
I need a new mental direction, because i’m dying on the inside.
- teacher: where's your homework
- me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
Gelada, Ethiopia, Photograph by Clay Wilton
An adult male gelada rests in the early morning light after ascending the steep, sleeping cliffs of the Simien Mountains in Ethiopia. This male won his right to mate by successfully deposing the old leader. Now he must defend his harem by tending to his females’ needs and fighting off anxious bachelors waiting for their chance to become harem leader.
DON’T JOKE ABOUT THAT. If he doesn’t get an Oscar then… i don’t know what they want anymore.
Leonardo DiCaprio’s face when he loses out on yet another award
this was one of the best episodes of Pingu ever.
until i find a man who makes me moan and writhe in pleasure like good food does, i’m going to stay single.